**.. Silly Thoughts Saturday 2 ..**

Week 2 of Silly Thoughts Saturday, get excited! 


Why do we sometimes say that we are in a pickle or jam when we are in a sticky situation? Wouldn't being in peanut butter be a better comparison?
     - One of the great questions in life. 


When people spill anything on themselves why do they always treat it like acid?
     - I thought this was funny but then I thought we act that way because what we spill is usually very hot or very cold.  So it really makes sense.  


Why do we say 'Oh I knew that' when someone informs us of something we didn't know before?
     - I am so guilty of doing this, I hate looking dumb.  Which this probably doesn't make me look any better but I feel like it helps! 


Why do some people have to 'shudder' to think? Does thinking make you cold?
     - Again, SO guilty of doing this and thinking about it makes me think of Dane Cook.  The one with the accident when everyone is outside and its the middle of summer but everyone is 'shuddering' when talking to one another.  


Why as humans, when we see a flock of birds go over head, do we look up at them with an open mouth?
     - Who hasn't done this ?! 


Hope this made you laugh .. Have a good weekend! 

**.. silly thoughts saturday ..**

I have come up with a weekly idea for Saturdays and it is 'Silly thoughts Saturday'.  Who doesn't enjoy a good laugh?!  I am sure that many of you have heard these but if you are like me you laugh everytime anyway!   

~ Why do people point at their wrist while asking for the time? I know where MY watch is where's yours? Do I point at my eyes when I ask you to look at something?  Do I point at my crotch when I ask you where the bathroom is?

          - I heard this when I was in grade school and it is my favorite by far! 

~ Why do people always say 'drive carefully'? How are you supposed to drive? Recklessly?

          - I think this is just a parent thing.  My parents say it EVERY time I leave their house.  

~ Why do we ask to 'borrow' a kleenex? Has anyone ever returned a kleenex they borrowed? 

          - You know you are guilty of asking this! 

~ Why is it that when you point out the fact to two people that they resemble each other they both resent it?

           - When I started dating Jason he said wow you and your mom are just alike and we both went, ugh. lol  We love each other and looking at it now I can see where he finds us very similar but we like to think we are different.  

~ Why do we say that things are always in the last place we looked? Who actually keeps looking for something after they've found it?

          - This is another one I heard in grade school and I always thought wow, I can't believe I didn't think of this earlier! 

. K .